Snow white and the seven bitches
When Glee does things right, they do them E X T R E M E L Y right.
Not a fan of the show but WOW
one cake to rule them all.
One cake to find them
Ummmm Totally making this. It doesn’t even need it be for a birthday party.
I will buy some cake mix and have at it.
It began with the baking of the Great Cakes.
Three cakes were given to the Elves, immortal, wisest, and fairest of all beings.
Seven cakes to the Dwarf Lords, great miners and craftsmen of the mountain halls.
And nine… nine cakes were gifted to race of Men who, above all else, desire sugar.
But they were, all of them, deceived, for another cake was made. In the land of Mordor, in the ovens of Mount Doom, the Dark Lord Sauron baked in secret a master Cake, to control all others. And into this Cake he poured his vanilla, his chocolate and his will to consume all cakes. One Cake to rule them all.
One Cake to rule them all:
One c. sugar to flavor them,
One c. flour to bring them all,
and an egg to, in the oven, bind them.
I just kept reading and it just kept getting better
- Where are you going?
- To get my reward.
your bra strap is showing please hide it because it is suggestive. also your boobs are producing lumps in your shirt please hide them. your butt is in the same situation please get rid of it. also your legs. your arms. your face.
I can see your feet and it’s very distracting and slightly arousing.
Did you mean The Taliban?
I have a hole in my heart where Amelia Pond used to be.
Ladies and Gentlemen, the Prime Minister of Australia [Julia Gillard] kicking ass and taking names (mostly Tony Abbott’s). [x]
I want her to be my Prime Minister
We don’t even have prime ministers here and I want her to be my prime minister